Simon James <cowboyandjettoff>
"Are you wantings to sign? oh good!"


Hey I'm Simon!

I run The Venue Dumfries

Have done since 1999

Nightclub and crackin' concert venue

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  • The Venue - the truth behind the rumours...

    Ok.. so what have you heard then?
    we're shutting next week? shutting in 3 weeks? got till xmas then thats it?
    well.. here's how it is.. we're open, we're trading, business as usual, bands booked up till xmas and no plans to cancel them, hiring staff, ordering stock etc etc the list goes on.. but..
    whats brought round these rumours?
    well simply.. since 2008 has come around the town has got very quiet at the weekends (credit crunch, gas elec up 35%, fuels thru the roof etc) and a decision was made to close thursdays and sundays as they weren't particularly worth it.. (bearing in mind Jaks closed down on a sunday well before we did {approx 4 months before} as no one went).
    since then fridays have got quiet and saturdays have got less busier.. but as we know, folk in dumfries cant seem to enjoy themselves in a pub / club unless its busy.. so most folk now go to the granary, queensbury or jaks as its a fair chance it will be busy.. What you got to remeber is folks, is The Venue is a local company, not a big commercial giant.. we do cheap entry and good deals on decent drink, and it was pointed out that simply, if you dont use The Venue more, youl loose it.. Same as all the smaller pubs in the town.. like baker street or other locally run bits.. So, if the Venue does go.. what happens? well.. theres no plan to sell it to a nightclub giant and turn it into some fucking big super club.. nor is there a chance that the licensing board will allow a company to come in and transfer an old buliding into a new club, as the new licensing laws will rule on over provision, its more likely to be developed into flats like Chill is becoming.. so basically you would have jaks and chancers left.. chancers will always be chancer and probably never change, and jaks, well seen as the biggest competition have been wiped out.. well why not hike the door charge right up (even more than the £7 they charge at the moment) and same with the drink.. as now they can afford to do it.. the big guys come along with intent on wiping out the competition and then screw you over in the end too..
    SO basically.. it was pointed out.. use it or lose it.. that was it.. remember the local guys in the town next time your on a night out. Not only will you lose a nightlclub forever, but you'll also lose Dumfries's only concert hall too.. whether it was to see a local band like Reginald or tauntra, a tribute act like The Complete Stone Roses, a famous act like Youmeatsix or to use it for band practise.
    its up to you folks.. you decide.. see you next week? or never see you again..

    sim

    147 Comments 108 days

  • help me out folks..

    right, a trip to the attic to re-disocover my tapes was much in need, sick of the same old shit, i decided to go back to the same old shit years ago.. lol.. so recently after spending a fortune on albums i aready owned on tape on itunes.. i came across an old tape of radio 1.. radio 1's most wanted circa 1998 with (i think) Mark Goodier..
    i came across a few songs in which they didnt tell you what it was called (as usual) and not that im saying the songs are any good, but is bugging my happiness as to who sang them, and for some resason where i could get a hold of them for ipod useage..
    one has the lyrics..
    "i couldnt hurt myself, myslelf or no one else, these lines are way to dull and much too slow." and goes on about "when molly makes love like a boy"
    bit weird but its catchy.. if it was "the most wanted" some one must know it..
    other is a kinda reggae song about "whether you whine or grine" which repeats a lot.. apparently it was in a jeans commercial
    another is a song about california, not the OC song or the red hot chilli peppers, has the lyrics "and when the sheets get to hard they cause insomnia, in california, ah ha getting so run down, feeling so run down in california"
    well i'm f*cked if i know... now its over to you..

    3 Comments 175 days

  • last few weeks

    well last week i was off coz alison was down from edinburgh so we went out... i think this possibly could have been the best night out i've had in years.. went out round the town with alison susan and wee lee.. then met up with carole mark caroline and sean in the venue.. the music was excellent and we all danced for and hour and a half solid.. i've never seen such a great atmosphere.. so much so we were all on the podium givin it all we've got.. LOL!
    This week i was off again coz it was paul and jane's birthday.. went for a meal then it was straight down the sands like the old days.. call me sad, but we had an excellent night reminiscing about the times we were there 7 nights a week, what with the old music.. encore un fois, robert miles and dj supreme (pure junction music), lol, and the old pizzeria order pad i had from when i worked there with our "tour de france piss-take-telephone-calls" we were in stitches.. doin the circuit and driving aimlessly for hours kept us occupied.. after that it was time to hit the town and ended up in the sky bar till 3 dancing relentlessly to kanye west as cathy badgered us to have it played all night..
    think that will be me for a while.. all spent out for now me thinks..

    0 Comments 226 days

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yep, those are my boots, looks like kirsty has smothered me in breast!
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is that alana under there too? someone with brown boots anyway.. unless it was cassie
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aww aye, aren't these studs every woman's idea of heaven??

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why were yous both half naked?

look at kirsty.. she's in heaven.. a bed full of men!!
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  • Miss Emz Mac Donald Miss Emz Mac Donald

    blah blah blah!!!! :L !!

    xx

    2 days ago
  • Andy Mitchell Andy Mitchell

    yeah mate probs remember if u need me just give me a txt bud kinda starting to miss that dj lark

    5 days ago
  • Scouse Jamie Scouse Jamie

    k nb av got a ticket

    5 days ago
  • Scouse Jamie Scouse Jamie

    alrte m8 wot tme u open damos 4 dangleberries

    5 days ago
  • Alanebanane luv Alanebanane

    That pic makes me laugh sooooo much, its cassie in the background lookin like jesus' maw!! haha



    :L :L Ive signed...it wouldave been worth a fortune on Ebay!!:L :L

    6 days ago
  • Jordan Henry luv Jordan Henry

    HI Simon

    How you doin?

    I'm working for this company now in Glasgow called Yrock.
    We are doing a U.K-wide battle of the bands and were hoping to do a heat in Dumfries. I was hoping we could use The Venue?
    I'm not entirely sure whether you hire out the Venue or not, but it would be perfect for what we're wanting to do.

    From your 4th cousin twice removed

    J

    6 days ago
  • Sharna Gazzilli luv Sharna Gazzilli

    haya mate u dnt nw me but iv jst resently cum bk frm scotland southerness wz were i wz id been 2 the venue on alot of accasions and nw all the doorman i also nw martin hes a good lad hope things pick up cuz it would be a shame 2 see it go i ast martin 2 gt me a job at the venue once bt ofcourse he hs a forgetfull mind lol xx

    6 days ago
  • Andy Mitchell Andy Mitchell

    cheeky fecker i am not missing the skanks hehe. hey dude hows things been thenwith you and the club getting any busier mate?

    1 week ago
  • Kirsty Fritzl Kirsty Fritzl

    Get the pictures up! :L :L banterful party at Birrell's with many a photo opportunity! :D

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  • Ruth Bodell Ruth Bodell

    try me .... remember our little bet and learning the verses!! not even austin powers could top it

    1 week ago
  • Ruth Bodell luv Ruth Bodell

    livin on the streets every day so lame people walking past looking at you in shame but they dont really care who s the one to blame you gonna take the wrong turn your gonna lose the game

    you know its not your fault life turned this way but people dont care dont hear what you say and the way it is now is the way its gonna stay theres no choice left but to hope and pray
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     and we pray and we pray and we pray everyday everday everyday see you in the cotswalds!!!

    thats from my head no lyric sheet cheating for me. i should do it on the next britains got talent

    1 week ago
  • Lee Lee

    Hey hey,

    Just to let you know im able to get discounted products for all friends and family... loans, credit cards, all kinds of insurance, money to buy houses, etc etc etc.... so if ure ever interested let me know!! :)
    Hope ure well x x
    Lee x

    1 week ago
  • Cassie McEwan Cassie McEwan

    mmm, cheese bready

    2 weeks ago
  • Alanebanane luv Alanebanane

    Almost 100 more... proud face:D
    XX

    2 weeks ago
  • Ruth Bodell Ruth Bodell

    me and the boys will be blazin in it up so baby come take a ride in the back of my truck and if you wanna get high let me know who you are...............

    oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i wanna see you work it and if you let me im gonna flip reverse it

    2 weeks ago
  • Melissa Melissa

    Nice to have met you too!
    Remember, if you have any amazing promotion ideas you want help with, you know where I'm at!

    2 weeks ago
  • Geo luv Geo

    doooo doooooooo dooooooooooooo IAM THE CHAMPION lol

    3 weeks ago
  • Gavin Marshall Gavin Marshall

    how was sat nite mate?? was is busy?? barrie no longer lives wid me...bit of a fuked up weekend...am not all too well today...am of to the specilest in a few hours. was gonna cum up n give u a hand to take ma mind of shit...txt and let me kno if that s kwel.

    hope ur oreet matey.

    gav xx

    3 weeks ago
  • Alanebanane luv Alanebanane

    fone has given up...

    Cousre I was!! lol
    XX

    3 weeks ago
  • .Barrie VonTeese. luv .Barrie VonTeese.

    will you stop takin the piss!!!!

    god sake!!!!

    only jokin!!!

    ayyee it was good

    ma slogan was a fiver an oor for a quality hoor!!!!!

    xxxxxxx

    4 weeks ago